Good Honest Scumbags / Gone Fisting

by Scumface & Footprints In The Custard

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released March 4, 2013

Tracks 1-32 by Scumface
Recorded by Ant Booth (www.antbooth.co.uk)

Tracks 33-39 by Footprints In The Custard
Produced by Ian Fraser

Scumface 'Good Honest Scumbags' cover art by Brian Fitzpatrick (www.facebook.com/uttermadnessdesign)
Footprints In The Custard 'Gone Fisting' cover art by Shaun Martland
(www.facebook.com/MrPictoCommissions)

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Track Name: Scumface - AAAA
AAAA
Track Name: Scumface - Briefcase in the Face
Briefcase in the face.
Briefcase, briefcase.
In the face, in the face.
Briefcase in the face, business death.
Track Name: Scumface - All My Equipment's Nicked
I've got a nicked Peavey amp.
I've got a nicked Marshall amp.
I've got a nicked microphone.
All my equipment's nicked.

I bought this guitar from Stockport,
so it was probably nicked.
Track Name: Scumface - Punk's Not Dead (It Just Smells That Way)
We're a bunch of fucking scumbags,
and we don't know what soap is.
We've got no basic fucking hygiene,
yeah you could say we stink of piss.
We're on Buckfast every Friday.
Can't afford to take a bath.
You could give us charity,
but we'd probably spend it on kebabs.

Punk's not dead, it just smells that way.
Punk's not dead.
Punk's not dead, it just smells that way.
Punk's not dead.

Wake up every morning.
Get a cider down my neck.
Have a cigarette for breakfast,
and by ten I'm fucking wrecked.
The shower doesn't work.
We've just got a hose and some old rags.
and these dirty rotten underpants
have worn a hole in my ballbag.

Punk's not dead, it just smells that way.
Punk's not dead.
Punk's not dead, it just smells that way.
Punk's not dead.
Track Name: Scumface - Shouting At Things
Shouting at things, shouting at things.
Shouting at things.
Shouting at things, shouting at things.
Shouting at things.
Shouting at things.
Shouting at things.
Track Name: Scumface - No Solids
I don't eat bran.
Thats why I've got -
Violent colon shit explosion.

No solids
No solids
No solids
No solids

(Incomprehensible shouting)

No solids
No solids
No solids
No solids
Track Name: Scumface - Doner Kebab
I'll have a fucking doner kebab and don't be stingy with the fucking meat.
Track Name: Scumface - Pissing While Eating a Twix
Pissing while eating a Twix,
Pissing while eating a Twix,
Pissing while eating a Twix,
Pissing while eating a Twix.
Track Name: Scumface - I Lost My Brick
I lost my brick.
I lost my brick.
Track Name: Scumface - Nick Your Fucking Shoe
I nick your fucking shoe.
I nick your fucking shoe.
I nick your fucking shoe.
I nick your fucking shoe.
I nick your fucking shoe.
I nick your fucking shoe.
I nick your fucking shoe.
I nick your fucking shoe.
Track Name: Scumface - Breakfast of Death
Breakfast.
Breakfast of death.
Breakfast of death.
Breakfast of death.
Breakfast of death.
Track Name: Scumface - Fat Cunt
He was a fat cunt.
Blocked my parking space.
He was a fat cunt, he was a fat cunt.
Blocked my fucking parking space.
Track Name: Scumface - Northern Rail
Northern Rail, bunch of cunts.
Cancel my train, I'm not important.
I fucking hate the Chester Line
It hardly runs, it's full of cunts.

Northern Rail, bunch of pricks.
Northern Rail - bunch of pricks.
Northern Rail, bunch of pricks.
Northern Rail - bunch of pricks.

Virgin Trains get priority.
Richard Branson, eat a dick.
Sorry Richard, we didn't mean it.
We just don't like Northern Rail

Northern Rail, bunch of pricks.
Northern Rail - bunch of pricks.
Northern Rail, bunch of pricks.
Northern Rail - bunch of pricks.
Track Name: Scumface - I Found My Brick
I found my brick.
I found my brick.
Track Name: Scumface - Mouthful of Bees
I've got a mouth full of bees.
I've got a mouth full of bees.
I've got a mouth full of bees.
I've got a mouth full of bees.
Track Name: Scumface - I'll Give You 20 Quid to Fuck Off
You are a prick.
You've got a face that I wanna kick.
I've got a way of getting rid of you that's kind of inventive-
'cause fucking off, for you, has a financial incentive.

I'll give you 20 quid, to fuck off.
I'll give you 20 quid, to fuck off.
I'll give you 20 quid, to fuck off.
I'll give you 20 quid, to fuck off.

See, this leaves me somewhat financially bereft,
'cause if I give you 20 quid, I'll only have a tenner left-
but a tenner will get me three pints of beer-
and I'll enjoy them more if you're not here.

I'll give you 20 quid, to fuck off.
I'll give you 20 quid, to fuck off.
I'll give you 20 quid, to fuck off.
I'll give you 20 quid, to fuck off.
Track Name: Scumface - Broke a Window (With My Fucking Head)
Broke a window with my fucking head.
Track Name: Scumface - Beer Football
Beer. Beer football.
Beer. Beer. Football beer.
Track Name: Scumface - Excuse Me...
Excuse me, would you like some elbow in the fucking eye?
Track Name: Scumface - Kip in a Skip
I drank a bottle of whisky,
and I don't know where I am.
I'm lost. Don't know where to go.
I'll sleep in a rubbish can.

Kip in a skip.
Kip in a skip.
Kip in a skip.
Kip in a skip.

Woke up, at 5am,
and the skip was full.
Stood up, only to find,
that I was in Bristol.

Kip in a skip.
Kip in a skip.
Kip in a skip.
Kip in a skip.
Track Name: Scumface - Screwdriver in Your Head
Screwdriver in your head.
Screwdriver in your head.
It's gonna hurt, 'cause it's a screwdriver.
In your head.
Screwdriver in your head.
Track Name: Scumface - Bag of Hot Sick
I threw up in a bag.
It was from Asda.
Because I drank too much.
Oven chips.

Bag of hot sick.
Bag of hot sick.
Bag of hot sick.
Bag of hot sick.

I went to return the bag,
because it was full of sick.
They didn't like it,
so I put it in the bin.
Track Name: Scumface - AAAAAAAA
(Incomprehensible shouting)
Track Name: Scumface - House Phone's Ringing and I'm Having a Poo
House phone's ringing and I'm having a poo.
House phone's ringing and I'm having a poo.
House phone's ringing and I'm having a poo.
House phone's ringing and I'm having a poo.

AAAAAAAA - fuck off.

Door bell's ringing and I'm having a poo.
Door bell's ringing and I'm having a poo.
Door bell's ringing and I'm having a poo.
Door bell's ringing and I'm having a poo.

AAAAAAAA - fuck off.
AAAAAAAA - fuck off.
AAAAAAAA - fuck off.
AAAAAAAA - fuck off.
Track Name: Scumface - Throwing a Microwave at a Tram
I am angry, gonna throw a microwave at a tram.
Costs too much to get to town, I'll throw a microwave at a tram.
I've got a microwave, I'm gonna throw it at a tram.
It's a nice microwave, but I'm still gonna throw it at the tram.
Track Name: Scumface - Chung's Chippy
Chung's Chippy, it's really good.
You can get some chips and a can of lilt.
Chung's Chippy, it's really good.
You can get a pie and even a sausage.
Track Name: Scumface - The Labyrinth Zone Boss
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Track Name: Scumface - Buckfast Die Young
Buckfast, die young, it's what we do 'cause we are scum.
Got two bottles, Friday night, out in town and getting in fights.
Black champagne, the devil's nectar, come near me and I'll fucking deck ya.
It tastes like shit, my shit is black, it's my liquid alternative to crack.

Buckfast.
Die young.
Buckfast.
Die young.

Buckfast, die young. Made by monks, drunk by drunks.
Bucky for breakfast, Bucky for tea. Drink so much I can't fucking see.
Drink it on the street, or at the bus station, always read the information.
The name 'tonic wine' does not imply health giving or medicinal properties.
Track Name: Scumface - Brick in the Face
Walk down the street get a brick in the face.
Walk down the street get a brick in the face.
Walk down the street get a brick in the face.
Walk down the street get a brick in the face.

Brick in the face.
Brick in the face.
Brick in the face.
Brick - in - the - face.

Walk down the street get a brick in the face.
Walk down the street get a brick in the face.
Walk down the street get a brick in the face.
Walk down the street get a brick in the face.

Brick in the face.
Brick in the face.
Brick in the face.
Brick - in - the - face.
Track Name: Scumface - Nobhead
Nobhead